Instead of "How are you" say . . .

Here are some alternative greetings for you to consider:

• What's up?
• How's it hanging?
• Peace.
• Peace Out.
• Seen any good movies lately?
• How about them (Sooners, Rockies, or your choice)?
• Read any good books lately?
• I got some money for you.
• Wanna dance?
• Have I told you lately that I love you?
• Can I borrow a cup of sugar?
• May the Force be with you.
• Mind if I do that for you?
• Can I get the door?
• You've just won a NEW car!!!
• What's your sleep number?
• How's the play area coming along?
• Can I bring you more wine?
• Would you like these Rockies tickets?
• How would you like to meet Oprah? She's been dying to see you?
• How do you like me now?
• You were in my dream last night.
• I brought you this pumpkin!
• Happy Autumn!!
• Feel the POWER!
• Wanna cookie?
• Gee you look great!!
• Have you lost weight? (even if you know I have not!!!)
• Keep the faith.
• Be strong.
• Mind if I cut in?
• Can you hear me now?
• What's your sign?
• Isn't it a beautiful day?
• Can I get you some coffee?
• Wanna go to the spa?
• I just love your kids, dog, house, car, etc (you pick)
• I found this money tree and wanted you to have it!!
• God bless you.
  

Please don't use these greetings:

• How are you?
• How's the family?
• Can I borrow a ten spot?
• Can you help me with this ingrown toe nail?
• Did you see my new car?
• Hey, your dog just crapped in my yard!
• How are the kiddos?
• Can I get a ride?
• Smile! (I hate it when people tell me to smile!!!)
• Can I get you some more blood sausage?
• I believe in hell.
• Have you decided on the corneal donation yet?
• Have you gained weight? (even if you know I have)
• You're my heeeerrrro.
• Hey there big mama!
• Sleep much?
• You've just won a free mountain vacation!!!
• Sorry, mam, but that's gonna cost you.
• I feel your pain.
• Can you mow my lawn?

I hope this helps.

GB,
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